Definitions by Slimey

sphagnum 

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

sphagnum by slimey January 13, 2005

macrobe 

someone who is heavily into macrobiotic food, to the extent that they frown upon people who do not eat macrobiotic food.

i'd buy some KFC but my brothers a macrobe and would beat me up.

macrobe by slimey January 13, 2005

how-ya-going 

word used as substitute for pretty much whatever word the speaker wishes. Of Australian origin.

"hey, pass me that ho-ya-going"
"so, anyway i was down at the how-ya-going to get some booze, when who walks in but [Bert Newtown}"

how-ya-going by slimey January 13, 2005

durff

the area between the scrotum and the anus. named after the noise you make when someone kicks you there.

"you bitch! you kicked me in the durff

durff by slimey January 13, 2005

kebabstronaut

1. Someone who eats kebabs, often when drunk or hungover, and on a regular basis.
2. Someone who is very good at eating kebabs - ie does it frequently

see also meat-in-a-roll-ogist

Blake ate kebabs so often, we made him an honourary kebabstronaut.

kebabstronaut by slimey January 13, 2005

meat-in-a-roll-ogist

see also kebabstronaut
1. Someone who operates a kebab shop on a deserted mainroad in the middle of the night.

that Habib, he's a great meat-in-a-roll-ogist.

meat-in-a-roll-ogist by slimey January 13, 2005

cabbage 

a taxi...as in cab...cabbage!

i'm sick of waiting for a bus. Lets call a cabbage.

cabbage by slimey January 13, 2005