When you meet someone that doesn't give you their real name, and instead calls themselves "Black", befriends you only to turn around down the road to break into your house/apartment to steal your shit.

"Yo, Dan, last Friday I got blacked!"
"What?!"
"You know that guy that smoked me out and shit?... he stole my fuckin' XBOX360!"

Blacked by Miyamotorofl March 5, 2008

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Blacked

The term used when somebody has had sex with a black man and will no longer have sex with any other race. The term is tied to the adult entertainment series of the same name where black men have sex with white women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as blacked are usually the taboo, large penis size, and overall sexual performance.

I would ask out my crush but she's been Blacked so I'm afraid I won't stack up.

Chad: "Did you hear that Ashley slept with Jamal at the party last night?"

Brad: "Yeah she is totally blacked now."

Blacked by John Cortis December 30, 2020

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blacked

To be so drunk or fucked up that you pass out and wake up hours later in the woods covered in your own throw up.

"Don't touch that bitch she's blacked."
"I blacked last night and spent 80$ on Uber."

blacked by myoneandonlyfukup May 15, 2016

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