stakis

A term given to an individual who is essentially overweight and usually sweating.It is the shortened version of the full title 'Augustus Stakis' which is derived from Augustus Gloop and a mythical gluttonous Roman Emperor.

"Look at Stakis on that go kart, he's like Donkey Kong".

"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".

stakis by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

Sakis Gouzonis 

Greek electronic music composer

Have you ever been to a Sakis Gouzonis concert?

Sakis Gouzonis by topdefinition April 19, 2015

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

Nathan Stanish 

Teenage Quoran who is best known for their epicly defined biceps and posting face reveals all the time because he is secretly into himself. Many users make jokes about him looking like Tom Holland, the actor of Spiderman in MCU.

Nathan Stanish has almost 4k followers on Quora at this time.

Nathan Stanish by WhoDatFreshBoi July 30, 2019

Car Stasis 

Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.

Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.

Car Stasis by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013

stanism 

The belief that all living and non-living things are simply representations of one central being called STAN and that love and freedom can unite all representations. Believers often call themselves 'stanites' or 'stanists'.

Stanism keeps me from getting my homework finished. I just can't see the point in becoming anything else when we're all the same thing anyway!

stanism by The Council of the 13 December 16, 2010

Stanislav 

Stanislav or stan for short is the cutest and best man you will ever meet. The name Stanislav originally comes from a soviet country. Stan is the best husband or boyfriend. He is funny and will make you and your kids laugh all day.

Stanislav is a soviet name.

Stanislav by RealNameDefinitions September 4, 2019