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urmpty by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004
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umptysquat
adj.
1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.
n. (used with a pl. verb)
1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.
pron. (used with a pl. verb)
1. A number of persons or things.
1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.
n. (used with a pl. verb)
1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.
pron. (used with a pl. verb)
1. A number of persons or things.
There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005
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Umpty
1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009
umptyzillion
An unspecific but extremely high number, used mostly in situations where the number is causing exasperation or irritation.
I had to drag my boyfriend away from the TV umptyzillion times before he finally turned that stupid show off.
Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
umptyzillion by Robin BD December 26, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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