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Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.
When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.
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Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.
Goggles by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003
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In general a pair of D's. Those perfect boobs at the beach or mall. The pair of boobs that your bestfriend's girl has. The ones you really want, the pair a tits that rachel starr has. What every guy dreams of are some nice goggles. (Killington, VT)
Goggles by Robert Nella February 24, 2011