SGitR

Acronym for the Smartest Guy in the Room, short for Smartest Guy in the Room Syndrome. The Smartest Guy in the Room has an above-average IQ and knows it; he or she grew up being the smart kid. A SGitR is smart enough to know that s/he's smarter than most people, but not quite smart enough to recognize when s/he encounters other people who are smarter. S/he defaults to the belief that because s/he is smarter than the majority of the population, s/he must be smarter than the people s/he's talking to. When a SGitR is in a room full of smart people, s/he'll continue talking down to and/or correcting them, happily oblivious to the fact that s/he's now in an environment in which s/he is not, in fact, the smartest guy in the room. See also mansplaining, Dunning-Kruger Effect.

"Ugh, at the party I got cornered by this guy who would not stop correcting everything I said about axon growth and myelinization for long enough for me to explain that I wrote the paper he was misquoting."

"I know that guy... Andy. He does that all the time, he's a total SGitR."

SGitR by Weaselpanties August 19, 2014

Shitrod 

An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico

Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod

Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021

Shitrus 

When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.

"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."

Shitrus by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

Shitrus 

The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.

"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."

Shitrus by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013

ShitRite 

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

ShitRite by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007