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not playing videogames 

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.
1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.

playing video games 

"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."

playing video games 

when one uses the the excuse of playing video games when they are caught with their shlongs out after filming a gay porno.
what are you doing?!?
Gah!! Were playing video games!!
playing video games by GMC/CAB February 25, 2011

playing video games 

Expression used by geeks for a circle jerk.
Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.
playing video games by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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