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The act of conning a girl with your jizz (sperm).
Don't trust him, he jilkons your wife, like "OH YA I CAN PRODUCE THE GOOD"
jilkon by Jeremiah Bonzai March 30, 2003
Related Words
jilkon Jilcon jilion jikon Jileon Jilking Jillong jilona jilson jilton
A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches
I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard
Jillong by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020
A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.

But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017
To be a Jilcon is to be a fucking sped and a simp who is super unattractive and thinks hes good at games, but hes actually on waluigiboi's level
Jilcon is such a jilcon
Jilcon by Pagonis April 18, 2020
A guy that has a very similar facial structure to the streamer "IShowSpeed" and the rapper "Lil Tecca" or any other black guy.
Yo is that Jilton?!?
jilton by antonio_marcus October 10, 2022
Sweet. Sassy. Funny. Her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. Typically has a short stature, but has a big attitude. Generally the nicest lady in any small town. Do not sit in front of her at a football game. Don't ask.
Person 1, "Dude. Did you see that oompa loompa?"

Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."
jilona by Adoptamama June 27, 2016