Randegoon is a verb that is used when an individual wants to engage in crab rangoon randevu relations with another individual sharing the same love for crab rangoon.
Example: You go to dinner at a local Chinese buffet. While you are reaching for a crab rangoon with your tongs, you touch tongs with your crab rangoon soulmate. You then randevu with the crab rangoon.
Susy: “Oh my god, you share the same love for crab rangoon as me? We should elope on a randegoon!”
Jacob: “I want to impregnate you.”
When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.
"dude, when I was fucking Stacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.