spuce

Spuce ('spüs), n: greasy material surrounding well-formed fecal matter that when deposited in water forms an oil slick.

Wow, that's quite the spuce. You'd better lay off the french fries you filthy slob.

by mdavison June 1, 2006

spuce

An elementary element that refers to that of "power" or "energy" in a naturally and spiritually obtained fashion..... and it also means that I am NOT gay.

"dude, you just blew my fucking hand off with that last blast! If you dont wanna get expelled, you best lay off the Spuce!"

by Danny Barq July 14, 2004

Spuce

Noun. Lumberjack ejaculate/cum.
Noun. Ejaculate while out in the woods.
Verb. When a lumberjack cums
Verb. To ejaculate while in the woods, normally on a hiking trip.

Origins: combination of spruce and splooge

We were out in the woods having some fun and he got his spuce in my hair.

by Robinator25 September 25, 2025