I'm on fire

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire
1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!
by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014
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FUCK I'M ON FIRE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT HURTS SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 1: FUCK I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 2: (calls police)
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I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"
by The Vengeance and the Night September 15, 2015
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