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pig monkey 

a.k.a. Scott Adams.
The ULTIMATE townie. A pathetic 'tracksuit wearing' retard, who resembles that of a pig and a monkey combined. For some unknown reason, townie females seem to adore this particular feature belonging to pig monkey, although the non-retarded among you will clearly see that he is nothing but a PIGMONKEY! (uk only!)
Pig Monkey: *townie mumbo-jumbo* You'z ladyz iz so fit innit? You'z iz a fine piece'o'work Innit? Innit? Innit?
female townies: Awww! He'z sooo fit... oh maaah gawd! Innit? Innit? Innit?
Normal people: Erm, yeah... we'll just be leaving now. *All leave promptly before townie mating frenzy begins*

pig monkey 

"Look, look, it's the pig monkey.."
"Who? Which one?"
"The one with the nose."
"Ooooh..."
pig monkey by Sabishii211 March 26, 2004

pig monkey 

See also human
The true animal in which the mutated species known as "human beings" are descended from. It's most prominent features include utter stupidity and or ignorance, a craving for red meat, and a need for constant warfare or battle. Famous pig monkeys include Chuck Norris, and Bruce Campbell.
Pat Condell is not an excellent example of a pig monkey.
pig monkey by Mia'q The Liar May 13, 2008

Mega Fart Pig Monkey 

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

money pig 

A money pig is someone who gets sexual kicks out of paying out money or buying expensive gifts for a female.
'She's 18 and he's 52. She's only with him because he buys her everything she wants, she uses him as a money pig and he likes it'.
money pig by rjj100 May 31, 2016

money hungry pig 

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he /she will overstep ethical boundaries in order to obtain it.