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keeps the change

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.
keeps the change by LargePete March 28, 2003

keep the change

the ultimate conclusion to fellatio is to hmmm... to swallow the ejaculate would be the correct terminology...
johnny: last night was great... the first thing she did when i walked thru the door was go down on me!! i am one lucky bastard...

rod: awesome... did she keep the change?
keep the change by rocko... December 25, 2007

keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.
Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
keep the change by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008

Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.
“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change
thanks bro!”
Keep the change by crynne December 28, 2020

Keep the change

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.
"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"
Keep the change by kevnar June 28, 2006