ass table 

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

ass table by Edward July 9, 2004

Ass Table 

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

Ass Table by PottyWala May 20, 2015

ass table way back 

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

ass table way back by Uvenk January 13, 2011

ass on table 

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

ass on table by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

End Table Ass 

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks

I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back

End Table Ass by sose July 24, 2004

Table Ass 

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

Table Ass by B. King July 13, 2006

End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

End Table Ass by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008