4 definitions by Uvenk

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When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
by Uvenk January 12, 2011

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someone who is there when you are late and not there when you are early.
I hate my boss...nah there ani't no punch line to that.
by Uvenk January 12, 2011

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used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.
Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.
by Uvenk January 12, 2011

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when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey
holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!
by Uvenk January 12, 2011

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