Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

Shit Candle by Appled January 8, 2014

Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

Shit candle by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Shit candles 

Aroma sticks

A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...

Shit candles by ORB69 April 25, 2010

shithandler 

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

shithandler by theredfalco May 11, 2016