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Having Kittens 

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).
Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!
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having kittens 

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.
having kittens by Simon October 15, 2004

Having Kittens 

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.
1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"
Having Kittens by Splashers May 14, 2009

having kittens 

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.
Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026