Tolkien nerd 

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.

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Tolkien nerd by Bill June 26, 2004

Tokien Nerd 

It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.

J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1

Tokien Nerd by elgeoharris March 23, 2004

Tokien Nerd 

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.

Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English

Tokien Nerd by Homefrog February 17, 2004