It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
by elgeoharris March 23, 2004
A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.
Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English
by Homefrog February 17, 2004