A term used primarily in Kendal, Cumbria, UK to describe the monthly torture women must endure. As per the phrase "It's like having your spine slowly ripped out from the bottom whilst simoultaniously birthing a large watermelon".
Arg, can't come out tonight, the watermelons are attacking
For recurring seedless hugs, without complications.
Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people.