jizzconning

the act of coughing up cum

Guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday

Guy 2: so that's why she was jizzconning at breakfast this morning

jizzconning by ayewassuphomie69 October 26, 2013

Jizzlogning

Typically involves sticking your todger in a toaster and turning it on, electrocuting your todge making it fatter and more girthy

I’d love to compare our Jizzlogning results

Jizzlogning by Rouxswatting February 24, 2025

jizzoning

food that is eaten to alter the flavor of your jizz.

Becky didn’t complain about swallowing my load this time, I’ve been really working on my jizzoning.

jizzoning by P-Scrilla November 8, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008