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footfunk 

The band footfunks the room.
footfunk by carll addy June 19, 2004
Related Words
when one uses the foot for sexual pleasure. Or when one gets a foot up or around there genitalia's.
"Oh Reid i had a good time getting footfucked last night, my vagina still hurts though!" "Yes my foot still has your cum all over it"
footfuck by Robert Yateman December 9, 2008

footfucker 

One who has an inclination for sexual intercourse with feet.
Glen is a footfucker. He likes fucking feet.
footfucker by auther Greyeagle January 20, 2005

footfucker 

one who engages in sexual activities with feet.
Phill from Elizabeth is a footfucker.
footfucker by Satan-lucifer November 27, 2006

Footfuckinatosis

When someone refuses to put any type of moisturizer on their feet and continue to take shoes off and rub their feet together leaving piles of dead skin known as sand castles. This foot dust gets cycled into the HVAC system causing a health risk. Not to mention what some would call a hostile work environment having to witness such poor personal hygiene.
No more Birkinstocks at work and shoes must be worn at all times. There have been several cases of Footfuckinatosis and we can't afford the absence of staff or the insurance costs.
Footfuckinatosis by Blkprep August 5, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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