Peter: Jimmy, don’t go to the loo for a few hours: I’ve just had a turfy!
Jimmy: I told you not to eat that donner pal
Peter: I’m regretting it mate! I’ve been regretting it for eight years! Every single time I go to the loo it’s a turfy.
Jimmy: I told you not to eat that donner pal
Peter: I’m regretting it mate! I’ve been regretting it for eight years! Every single time I go to the loo it’s a turfy.
by FROM LEEDS September 8, 2021
A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.
Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.
by Christophersten Smith October 18, 2013
by Una Malachica January 17, 2008
"Damn, its 2019 and she still ridin in that 87 Regal? and why she only slap Philthy Rich?"
"Yeah I know bruh, she hella turfy"
"Yeah I know bruh, she hella turfy"
by Bay Area Gate Keeper April 29, 2019