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Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.
Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010
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Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!
Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

mouffette 

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."
"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)
mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
Slighty posher than muff. A bit french sounding. Can be expanded & used with a variety of additions
Mouffe a l'orange (ginger muff)
camels mouffe (camels' hoof/toe)
Mouffe a le creme (spermy muff)
Mange le mouffe (eat muff/pussy)
Mouffant (hair like pubes, bouffant)
I like to mouffe it, mouffe it (disco muff)
Lets make a mouffe (mouffe that needs to move)
Remove' le mouffe? (shave your over grown muff)
Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.
I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.
Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.
GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
Coogie Muffer by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023