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Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".
Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"
Wormholing by JiveWorm April 5, 2011
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wormholing

to go back or forward in time. Einstein's Theory of Relativity suggest that time travel is possible via wormholes
Dude, I'm wormholing it back to 1973 and gettin' down with old Soul Train clips of the O'Jays...
wormholing by rchgrca October 3, 2013

Worm-Holing 

(Verb) The act of targeting an individual’s old Facebook posts with likes and/or irreverent comments with the express intention of causing minor irritation or slight amusement.

Not to be confused with Wormholing under any circumstances.
Luke enjoyed Worm-Holing Phillip whilst Phillip was off work.
Worm-Holing by Lucas Lucas April 28, 2015

Worm holing

When two men take a double ended pocket pussy and use it like a Chinese finger trap.
Once both men have “bottomed out” or touched tips inside the worm hole they will then be transported to the other dimension.
Stephanie: are you two boys worm holing or just stuck in a Chinese finger trap?

Warholing 

posting a google image to a friends facebook/ twitter feed in order to send a message. A picture after all is worth a thousand words. Reference to Andy Warhol a modern brilliant painter who used powerful images to make cultural and political points.
Adrian: Man I didn't feel like commenting on John's Tea Party post so I just found a picture of a don't tread on me flag and Warhol'd him.

Carlos: ha, easily one of the best Warholings ever!

wormaling 

1. The feeling one gets when there is an indescribable sensation inside one's brain.

2. An exclamation made by severely disturbed mental patients oft repeated three times before they utter " dit dit dit ... Holey Moses!"
My shrink told me about his patient. The first time she came into his office she shrieked "THE WORMALING. THE WORMALING, THE WORMALING! Dit, dit, dit, HOLEY MOSES!!!"
wormaling by TypographI November 30, 2017