by anthonyvenanzio April 02, 2009

by thebestest123 January 25, 2017

by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004

A green substance, earthlings mainly eat this on sandwiches, burgers and raps. Not to be confused with kale.
by Klosztuka March 05, 2016

by maximus chillus September 27, 2010

Hilarious - Really Funny
Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.
1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.
2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."
Person 2: "Lettuce!"
2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."
Person 2: "Lettuce!"
by Brainbarf August 26, 2013
