The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
by a meber of 2 company October 6, 2011
A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.
by Enchanted Angel Lights May 4, 2015
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
by harambewasalie August 12, 2016
Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
by Yeeroezian May 4, 2016
by Lucubriousness February 25, 2009
The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014