Top Definition
The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot
by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014
Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016
The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"
I am totally into grooting
by kdl850 August 11, 2014
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