Groot 

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

Groot by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

Groot 

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

Groot by Lucubriousness March 13, 2009

Groot 

I am Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

Groot by ShinyFlygon August 7, 2014

groot 

i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.

"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."

groot by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Groot 

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

Groot by spluh January 27, 2006

groot 

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

groot by hyperassnigga123 August 13, 2015

GROOT 

The base of the penis.

She wrapped her lips around my GROOT.

GROOT by Rich_mcd September 23, 2016