Top Definition
I am Groot.
Groot: I am Groot.
by ShinyFlygon August 07, 2014
3 more definitions
To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
by Lucubriousness February 25, 2009
1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
by spluh January 26, 2006
having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina
lets groot

he's a grooter
by grooter99 July 28, 2009

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