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Anal fluids

Not whiping your anus after disposal of fecal matter for more than two weeks will lead to the developement of these fluids. When left alone and unattended for a large amount of time it starts to rust the anal opening leaving a scarlet colored rash around the buttock. Soon a cottage cheese like spead starts to grow and infect the entire area of the buttock. This type of bad hygene disorder can be prevented by practicing the habit of whiping yourself after every dump. If the disease has grown beyond control, then over the discharge pour a steamy bowl of urine. This will make the infection have a burning yet soothing sensation that will rid you of the discomfort.
Ewwwww, Shanjida has anal fluids all up in her ass.

Hey, can you take a piss on me, I got some anal fluids growing and I am afraid of getting that cheesy shit on my bum.
Anal fluids by Ha Ha Del monte June 11, 2004
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anal fluid 

The usually odourless fluid/mucus that leaks out of your ass after pro-longed anal stimulation. It isn't semen, but rather your own body's colon lubrication that has pooled up behind your anus expecting more rectal stimulation. Usually comes out in one large blob like a loogy. Beware of farting while this is inside of you.
Joan - "Boy, after Max reamed me for hours last night, I've done nothing but fart anal fluid."
Sally - "I know what you mean. For hours after a really long anal session with Joe I feel like I'm foaming at the ass!"
anal fluid by Wobbly Joe January 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026