Masterschlong 

A device like no other. Easily identified by it's considerable length and breathtaking girth. Either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient.

1. Excellent work Steve, that'll definitely earn you the Masterschlong in the office next week.

2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.

Masterschlong by The masterschlong August 20, 2013

monsterschlong 

A small tiktoker with a big dump truck. commonly referred to as Toby, or October. They make content surrounding their interests.

Person A: monsterschlong is my favourite tiktoker!!

Person B: Who?

monsterschlong by livelaughpoopoopeepee July 9, 2021