masturbathe

Last night, I masturbathed and it was so relaxing.

by Jennifer Notch May 31, 2005

masturbath

i just finished masturbathing in the shower.

dave, do you like to masturbath ???

sally masturbath's with the shower head

by lmao dick July 24, 2014

Why were you taking so long in the shower?

Oh, I just got done masturbathing.

by cabbage206 August 15, 2009

The act of taking a shower or bath with the only reason to masturbate in it.

"Dude, I need to go home and masturbathe"
"I caught him masturbathing last night!"
"I don't always take a shower, but when I do, I masturbathe."

by WakeWhit March 3, 2012

Attention students of College University, please don't Masturbathe in the shower. The semen is clogging the drains.

by H. Honcho April 10, 2012

The act of a nice shower becoming a masturbation session

YOU - Dude, get out of the shower, you've been in there for over half an hour!!
ME - Sorry man, I was bathing but then I started masturbathing

by enroiv December 6, 2010

After a couple hours of fruitless sexting, I retreated to the bathroom to masturbathe the pain away.

by jimmyjohngalt January 16, 2009