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1.
To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.
Friend 1: Andi hasn't left her room in days.
Friend 2: Yeah she's been really upset since she and Rodney broke up.
Friend 1: What she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
Friend 2: True. It'll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.
by Diggles July 03, 2013
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2.
The act of masturbating while bathing.
Last night, I masturbathed and it was so relaxing.
by Jennifer Notch May 30, 2005
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3.
The act of taking a shower or bath with the only reason to masturbate in it.
"Dude, I need to go home and masturbathe"
"I caught him masturbathing last night!"
"I don't always take a shower, but when I do, I masturbathe."
by WakeWhit March 03, 2012
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4.
Jerkin' it in the tub.
After a couple hours of fruitless sexting, I retreated to the bathroom to masturbathe the pain away.
by crazygay January 15, 2009
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5.
Masturbating in the shower
Attention students of College University, please don't Masturbathe in the shower. The semen is clogging the drains.
by H. Honcho April 09, 2012
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