Retardernet 

Retardernet: (noun) Referring to your internet, when it is in a non-cooperative mood.

'The internets being retarded and not working, we need to fix it.' Would become: 'We need to fix the retardernet.'

Retardernet by Will Hotchkiss. July 28, 2013

Blame Retardent 

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

Blame Retardent by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008

retardedness 

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

retardedness by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retardedness 

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard

My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

Retardedness by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018

Retarderet 

Er ligesom din ven der hedder Jeppe.

"JEPPE! DU ER RETARDERET!"

Retarderet by Rasmus Andersen February 28, 2016

retardedness 

something being very retarded
Note: not a real word

Helen thought retardedness was a word but the almighty hawt Erich proved her wrong

retardedness by Mr.AznGuy May 29, 2011

Retarderate 

An action which causes retardation in others. Also defined as that which makes you retarded.

My physics class retarderates me every time- I come out dumber than I was when I went in!
George Bush can retarderate anyone- after ten minutes of listening to him, retardation is inevitable.

Retarderate by aidsdate.com June 2, 2011