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McCleskey Middle School 

Where everyone feeds off drama, the girls are hoes, and the guys are dumbasses. And all the 6th graders are depressed

The McCluskey Slice 

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.
You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

McFlakey 

n.,someone who is unreliable, and/or absent-minded, flighty, fickle. Generally irresponsible.
Friend: What's up with you and Casey?

Me: You mean McFlakey? We were supposed to go out the other night, but he never showed. Told me the next day he went home and decided to go to bed instead. He's a real McFlakey.
McFlakey by Moster39 October 18, 2008

McClarke 

Getting a blowjob in the stairwell of any institution by a thot
My boi Jerry got McClarked, but they caught him, now he has detention
McClarke by KNEWAVE June 12, 2018

McCloskey 

A powerful and elegant family, hailing from Ireland.
'She's definitely a McCloskey'
'How do you know?'
'Just check out that walk. She could be a queen'.
McCloskey by timooo76 September 7, 2010

McCluskey Special 

While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.
McCluskey Special by hotshotmpls September 9, 2006