ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games
hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals
by Radek the sheep March 08, 2017
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ian

ian is super gay
by BRUHUAFUI(Pfu9pwenhui9fuiaf February 24, 2020
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ian

a little ashy kid that is brok and playes fortnite
ewww ian
by mskdsn September 30, 2019
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Ian

A very charismatic and hyper person. Very good looking too. Ian's do not care what anybody thinks and always stays true to himself. It is easy to get annoyed by an Ian because they say and do whatever they feel. However, Ian's have a soft spot in their heart and have a deep desire for romance. They usually express what they feel through music because they do not want other people to know the serious and romantic side of them.
Ian is so annoying sometimes, but also really hot and funny.
by Jennifer Baer February 13, 2017
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Ian

An alias for the infamous Discord senior developer called "Ian Mitchell"
He is known for his deploys that have caused Discord's prod deployment to crash multiple times, exactly at 05/25/2022 09:38:26 Mitchell committed and pushed untested code to Discord's GitHub repository which instantly started a chain reaction in Discord's infrastructure, this is why this deploy was called internally called GRINCH.
Engineer: Ian deployed again.
Executive: Oh for fuck's sake!
by dirt 💖 June 25, 2022
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Ian

Ian's are lovable and sweet and always can make you laugh. They may have a hard time defending themselves but they will always defend you. Take care of and love an Ian you don't want to lose him.
He is soo sweet and loving he must be an Ian.
by brookec December 11, 2017
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Ian

Simply the most amazing, perfect, breathtaking, heart stopping individual to ever grace the earth with his presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he wasn't here.

Astoundingly intelligent, hilariously witty, amazingly beautiful, and simply the epitomé of sheer awesomeness. Any words that you can think of that is any way complementary embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" Chuck Norris' hearts stops. The only reason he isn't dead yet is because he's immortal. Like Ian.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his awesome ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian. Many have died due to sheer ecstasy simply thinking of being named a friend of Ian. The highest honour possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding trying to wrap their head around the concept.
Sam: "You know Ian, right?"

Jason: "Of course I know IAN, he's only the supreme emperor of the entire multiverse!"

Sam: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and he thanked him for it"

Jason: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all"
by Axires September 26, 2011
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