Distance 

The biggest cock-block in all existence. Ever.

"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."

Distance by an angry Internet user October 9, 2011

Distance 

A big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, Bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like "i miss you!" or "my day is always worse with out you like today! =("

Guy; distance sucks =(
girl; EWWWIE DISTANCE!!!

Distance by rawr man! June 20, 2006

distance 

An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.

"It's not that I don't love you, I just can't handle the distance."

distance by /\/ May 15, 2006

Distance 

A harsh reality.

I'm so tired of distance.

Distance always finds a way to make everything more difficult.

Distance by distantt April 8, 2013

Distance 

the difficult, but important, period of time after a breakup were the two involved do not have contact in an attempt to regain a sense of themselves.

i think i need some distance in order to figure our who i am without you.

Distance by simonmax October 28, 2011

Distance 

Stupid stupid word and thing that slowly kills peopl.e It really sucks and shouldn't exist.

Distance sucks

Distance by Distance hater June 6, 2017

Distance 

A word white girls don’t seem to understand.

“Come on, I know it’s a virus but we’ll only be like 154 people.”

“Omg, you are such a wack, it’s not like distance does anything.”

Distance by Fuck stupid people May 1, 2020