Glomp

A dive tackle with the effect of collapsing the victim's spine in on itself. This act is often performed as a sign of deep affection for another, though the spine-collapsing is often averted through the user putting their feet on the floor after diving, instead of just crushing right down through you. If guys ever glomp they often receive strange looks which contain deep fear. (Expressions of pain, if they forgot to put their feet on the floor.)

"Johnny, what happened to you? You're all wrapped up in bandages, on an IV drip and appear to have crushed down not unlike an acordian!"
"That's because I was glomped."

by Takuna May 14, 2008

Glomp

(v.) - To shit on someone sexually.

(n.) - A shit that you did on someone sexually.

I glomped the homies goodnight.

I ate the glomp I did on my homie.

by The Ohio Booty Tickler October 22, 2023

Glomp

To jump on and hug someone (usually friends).
Often used in both anime and the internet.

With a yell/warning of "GLOMP" A tackled her friend, B, with a hug and refused to let go.

by OMG-APPLE December 17, 2008

Glomp

A violent flying tackle/hug

I'm gonna glomp him!
*CRASH*
Someone get an ambulance!

by Freya the Dark November 15, 2006

Glomp

Verb.
A running launching flying tackle of a hug that will knock the recipiant to the ground

I was so excited to see him after all these months, that I glomped him and he fell to the ground.

by demonicmelodic July 15, 2010

Glomp

Verb - Going crazy, bouncy hugging when you see someone you havent seen in a while

Noun - A loud, bouncy, over friendly hug

Yeah i got a glomp from my friend at the mall today, I haven't seen her in ages!

by The-Chompie June 09, 2010

Glomp

To take a Great Leap of Monstrous Proportions.

"Mary's crazy. She's always glomping everyone."
"John just got Glomped by Suzie - how cute!"
*Alice glomps Jack with great momentum and spins around him before settling in a tight hug. Jack is unable to breathe and falls to the floor with Alice tightly glomping him.*

by xkaliboor August 14, 2016