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hypermnesia 

A condition where someone remembers exactly every single detail of information their brain ever gets since their brain developed memory storage capability.
A. I told Dick five years ago that my friend's father's boss's step son had a dog named Mimi. I asked him yesterday who Mimi is and he answered just exactly.
B. No shit man, he's fuckin hypermnesia
hypermnesia by obnoxiousness March 17, 2013
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dilapidated hypomnesia 

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.
As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.
dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

hypermemiac 

1) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes they may momentarily forget they've already seen a certain meme and post it again before realizing the mistake.

2) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes it defies understanding; how does this person possibly have enough time to do anything, even basic life tasks in a day like sleeping or bathing.
1) Kevin sent me about 20 memes in an hour, and 2 of them were the same. He's either a hypermemiac or that dude has dementia!

2) **insert name here** posts a new meme, on average, every 3 minutes around the clock, seven days a week. Only a hypermemiac + adderall could keep such a crushing pace!
hypermemiac by ImperialFleet1 March 24, 2020

Hyperanestasia 

It is a disease by which the possessor has extra drip (hella awesome and cool.)
- Hey stop being so cool or you will catch Hyperanestasia.
= sometimes you can't help it bro.
Hyperanestasia by JustinCase91 April 29, 2021

hypermedia

Augmented social reality that turns each individual life into a broadcasting channel (medium-in-itself) while performing sensual functions for the content producer eg. navigating a vehicle.

Skeuomorphic (functional) intermedia.
Hypermedia unites intermedia (atomized content broadcasting) by common FUNCTIONALITY.
hypermedia by sandraxine August 2, 2018

hyperamnesia 

a condition in which one forgets about something too much; a state of great oblivion.
He forgets about everything; perhaps, he is a victim of hyperamnesia.
hyperamnesia by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010