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Fizzbuzzer 

A programmer, most likely a beginner who overly focused on meaningless optimization and code-golf, often in exotic languages, instead of real-world practical programs in mainstream languages.
Robert: "Look, I spent the whole night rewriting my fizzbuzz program in clojure, not it runs 0.54% faster!"
Andrew: "Cool, I wrote a RESTful API for my food delivery startup"
Robert: "pffh, a CRUD, how boring"
Andrew: "Whatever Fizzbuzzer"

Robert: "It was a lot of hard work, but I managed to reduce memory usage in our webapp by 200mb average"
Andrew: "It was a internal usage webapp, who cares, RAM is $20 per GB but you wasted 20 labour hours worth $500"
Robert: "..."
Fizzbuzzer by minsk-express November 12, 2018

fuzznuzzler 

n. one who enjoys cuddling up to hairy or furry things
"If Jane's not a carpetmuncher, she's at least a fuzznuzzler."
fuzznuzzler by Mango January 2, 2003

Fuzzguzzler

A female (or male, I guess) who is attracted to male police officers based solely on the fact that they are police officers.
"Your sister has a thing for cops? What a fuzzguzzler."

fuzzbuzzer 

1. noun. A user of fuzzbuzz materials
2. noun. Insult, usually as a degrading remark in relation to intelligence
You fuzzbuzzer!
What are you, some kind of fuzzbuzzer?
fuzzbuzzer by Mike February 14, 2004

fuzzbuzzer 

Unruly suspects get zapped by fuzzbuzzers.
fuzzbuzzer by TrendSetter October 8, 2007

fuzzbuzzed 

After asking John Kerry a question, a University of Florida student got fuzzbuzzed.
fuzzbuzzed by TrendSetter October 8, 2007