A (presumably) female met over the
internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-
retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "
girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.
I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an
55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my
fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different
country.