Mastursobbing

To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.

I saw my sexy ghost maid touching herself, so I went to my room and started mastursobbing.

Mastursobbing by Desdem0n February 11, 2013

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Masterjobbing

Masturbating while someone else gives you a handjob. Note: In order to not be gay, assistant's hand needs to be on top.

Your sexy roommate is masturbating, you lend him a hand thus performing the masterjobbing maneuver.

Masterjobbing by Q2 ORDNANCE October 16, 2009

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Mastursobbing • Masterjobbing • Masturbombing • Masturboobing

Masturboobing

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

Masturboobing by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

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Masturbombing

When you try to show off your weapons but end up bombing one of your own cities.

Dudebro 1: Bro, did you see that Kim Jong-Un screwed up a launch and got caught masturbombing himself

Dudebro 2: DUDE!!!!

Masturbombing by Mister Bad Touch April 24, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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