Masturboobing

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

Masturboobing by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

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masturboxing

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.

I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"

masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009

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Masturbowling

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.

"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."

Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011

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masterbooping

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.

"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."

masterbooping by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008