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manzieling it 

Laying down and crossing your arms over your chest as if you fucked up your entire life
Browns coach: What the fuck is our New QB doing?
Assistant coach: He's manzieling it!
Browns coach: What?
Assistant coach: Remember that first round bust we drafted years ago?
Browns coach: Oh, him!
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manzling 

to be overly confident or have a huge ego
guy 1: fuck i'm awesome
guy 2:he's manzling again...
manzling by Sirat'Saah November 3, 2011

manilingus 

A man tucks his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style (creating a mangina), and then another man or possibly woman then proceeds to perform oral services around the mangina-area. Probably doesn't feel very sexually fulfilling, but is great for a story to tell at the bars and likely tickles.
After Jay tucked his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style, Silent Bob went down and performed manilingus on him in front of the Mooby's.
manilingus by Sam Oakleaf February 22, 2007
Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago

Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD

Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*

Person 1: *breaks there leg*

Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF

Person 2: *shits a little more*
Manteling by Colton Morris April 24, 2024
The act of taking over an act of someone in a way that suggests that they are not capable of doing it themselves; used especially when a man takes over a problem from a woman that she was already handling.
Mandeling by Feelieks May 26, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026