19th Amendment

The Amendment that gave women in America the right to vote and participate in the government. Not surprisingly, America was threatened by Communism, swamped with organized crime, and the nation's economy collapsed soon afterwards.

The 19th Amendment will be the ultimate downfall of the United States.

19th Amendment by Jim Hodgkins May 29, 2004

19th amendment

a really bad idea that will lead the inevitable, painful (possibly slow) death of anyone (or anything) who is a huge enough dumbass to do it

Dude, trying to shove an electric eel up your ass is a really 19th amendment idea!

19th amendment by Dr. Walrus March 4, 2019

the 19th amendment 

In which a dude goes down on a woman, she squirts on his face, and he learns respect for women.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Last night was amazing -- we shared the 19th amendment together by candlelight."

the 19th amendment by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016