parnus 

A bro who doesn't even lift.

"That guy is such a parnus, he only ever uses the cross trainer."
"I don't think I've ever seen that guy lift, what a parnus!"

parnus by absoluteWANC January 25, 2013

pernus

A deformed willy

Rebecca has a pernus

pernus by Thestrangelittlenubby November 9, 2013

US Secretary of Defense Parnas 

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.

US Secretary of Defense Parnas by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

parush 

He is the type of guy when he says he likes a girl HE MEANS IT. He'll do anything for a girl that he likes. Sweet🍬, charming, Great sense of humor, sticks to his word

Omg junior is soo sweet but I'm Fallin for parush

parush by Ally2048 April 10, 2017

Parnes

Verb. To relentlessly verbally assault, especially for a minor offense.

After Vern said he thought Seinfeld was not funny, everybody could tell by the look of disbelief on his face that Ben was about to parnes him.

Parnes by Jordan Carr July 4, 2007

painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

Partusa 

Sex with three of more people. This is different form an orgy because everyone works together for the sexual pleasure of the group.

After class the entire class got together to make a beautiful partusa.

Partusa at my house with Jake, John, Phil, Stacy, Paula, Alton, Carolyn, Jessica, Andrea, Adrian, and a midget Mike

Partusa by horny joe December 28, 2011