Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.
by Jared90 February 03, 2010
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is a cheeky, smart, kind soul.
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.
Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.
Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.
Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.
Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents
"I just got killed again in this game, he must be a Jared"
"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"
"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"
by Jjbbigfangirl February 14, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...
I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.
by KittyLL June 18, 2010
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.
by Peachybeb January 03, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by YourRoame September 01, 2010
Get the Jaredmug. A metrosexual with great taste for women.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Oh s***! We're dealing with a Jared.
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
by Dr J Edwards October 21, 2014
Get the Jaredmug. An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways
Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
by purpleParadoxius February 15, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.