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Minecraft Syndrome 

A book/movie/game/person which/who in itself is good, or at least not bad, but is ruined for many people by its fan community. Named after Minecraft, which due to the huge amount of children who play it and the paedophiles in the community, has a somewhat negative stigma surrounding it.
Person 1: 'Omg, FNAF/Undertale/PewDiePie sucks!'
Person 2: 'Well, not really, it's just a case of Minecraft Syndrome.'

Minecraft Syndrome 

A condition which causes people to play minecraft or any other shitty pc only games like starcraft non-stop their entire lives.

Symptoms include a significant lack in social interaction with other human beings. Being a dickhead. Talking about minecraft non fucking stop. Very poor clothing choices. Sufferers may also experience the 'i have ankle swingers' symptom.

If your reading this and thinking 'Oh shit thats me!' not to worry start clicking thumbs up on this word then take your computer and chuck it out the window.
Jullian: Have you heard about the new minecraft graphics pack 32 beta v.1.4.2.6.7.0? Its totally awesome!

Ross: I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, i think you might have Minecraft Syndrome.

Jullian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Minecraft Syndrome by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011

Minecraft Syndrome 

Minecraft Syndrome is one of the worst diseases known to mankind. It is gained when an individual (usually 3-9 years old) first hears of a game known as ‘minecraft’ symptoms include: increasing need for fanfic, screaming for hours without end. Telling parents to get the fuck out of their rooms and also watching WillNE for a large amount of time. In rare occasions, it can sometimes lead to Ligma.
See that kid? Apparently he has Minecraft Syndrome.
Wow. We should stay away.

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome 

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.
Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."

Minecraft banner syndrome

Where a photo or a video has the shadows and highlights blown out more than an instagram filter representative of minecraft banners
1:You're a very amateur photographer

2:This has minecraft banner syndrome
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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