Gyrolf

He is the epitome of homosexuality. If you thought you could never see anything more gay than a double horned unicorn jumping over a rainbow then you have not seen a gyrolf. With the ability to change his appearance from a black man to a mexican it is quite rare to spot this unique creature. During the winter season a gyrolf can spend 20-22 hours hibernating in his cave and during the other 2 hours you can catch it masturbating to gay porn. With the personality of a 6 year old school girl you will feel drawn to this creature but beware! With one kiss on the cheek from a gyrolf you will instantly transform into one of his minions.

Did you just touch my ass? You are totally turning into a gyrolf.

Person #1: Holy you got so burnt tanning today!
Person #2: Yeah, I got my gyrolf on.

Gyrolf by Gyrolf December 12, 2012

Grolf 

The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.

"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."

Grolf by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008

Grolfe 

When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.

Grolfe me harder!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!

Grolfe by SweatyBallSax October 5, 2021

grolf 

Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.

Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!

grolf by Lord Stu April 21, 2020

gyroluver 

one of the most nice and funny persons i have ever met, they are understanding and a good person.

if you see this ily (as friends tho)

"gyroluver just smelled gyros hair"

gyroluver by uknown. mf July 11, 2021

gyroluver 

one of the most nice and funny person i have ever met, he is a good person. he also has an obsession with gyro zeppeli.

if you see this ily chill (in a friend way tho)

"omg gyroluver just commented" on my video or "gyroluver sended me a gyro edit"

gyroluver by uknown. mf July 11, 2021

gerolf 

White wolf, lone wolf, spear, wolf, strong

Gerolf

gerolf by Michael221 November 22, 2021