2 definitions by Lord Stu

Clamping

Excessive chewing activity resulting from MDMA ingestion.

Fuck me! After that second pill I was clamping like a motherfucker!

by Lord Stu March 22, 2020

grolf

Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.

Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!

by Lord Stu April 21, 2020